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Color: Grey
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
Here's the Thing, Fuck Everyone
Marsoni
M251S
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Friday, May 29
Here's the Thing, Fuck EveryoneYou come home after a long day: you somehow ground dirt into your white shirt (HOW?), your friend ditched you, and the train held up your commute for 30 minutes AGAIN. Now as you lay down to turn on some murder documentaries some asshole is knocking on your door, pleading with you to use your phone because their car broke down, and you don't see a car in sight. So you leave them knocking, call the police, and turn the murder documentaries up to 11
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